evil......
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a town mascot. This will cause the world to choke on their food, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your secret death ray, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

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